"a modest proposal" obesity ideas please?

Question

im writing a version of "a modest proposal" about obesity,
any ideas please?

i have taxing the obese and turning their fat into fuel or soap
and also, even feeding their largest limb to the poor and hungry

(sorry, im not trying to be mean. just need ideas!)

Answer 1

those seem funny. run with them

um you could do...

like making buildings or trampolines out of their fattness and so then all then their would be less juvenile crime because they would be jumping on the obesity trampolines all day.

or use their skins as something...



sorry, i cant think of much



edit:



to the person who is bitching about it being mean to obese people: the obesity idea is much better than doing anorexia. i assume its supposed to be a modest proposal about an issue in this country right now yea? if thats the case, there are way more obese people and it is more of an epidemic than that of anorexia. also its supposed to sound mean, and be IRONIC. have you ever even read a modest proposal?

Answer 2

2 inches on the hip signifies for you to have more effective than a string on the aspects. Kinda like a bikini decrease panty. the perfect concern is for you and your mom to pass to a branch keep and are available across a sales individual which could also help you pick. enable the sales individual %. a decrease for your body variety. that is a humorous (ok no longer so humorous) concern about mum and dad. something YOU recommend, they are going to counter it with something worse. So...If the sales individual chooses a bikini for you, your mom is extra probable to approve. sturdy success ;)

Answer 3

my father says that they should be charged for 2 movie theater seats, or plane tickets. Not that I agree with him.

Answer 4

I think my love you are being very mean-spirited, would you go up to a thin (or anorexic) person and suggest they should be eating, and tax them on the food they don't eat, because you would make more money that way. a vast amount of people with to much weight are that way not because of 'pigging out' so unless you propose to be as anti thin as you (obviously) are anti fat why don't you try to grow up a little bit then you won't need to worry about writing your pathetic 'modest proposal' OK.

Answer 5

goodnight