1. The muscles in your heart have the strength to shoot your blood 10 meters in the air?
2.Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
3.The body’s strongest muscle is our tongue
4. A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 mins!!
5.Statistically, people are more afraid of spiders than they are of dying
6.All polar bears are left handed
7.Crocodiles cannot stick out their tongue
8.Butterflies taste with their feet
9.A cockroach can live 9 days without it’s head. It only dies because it cannot eat.
10. Humans and Dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure
11. A duck’s quack has no echoe, and nobody knows why
12. Each King on playing cards represent a King in real history:
Spades: King David. Clubs: Alexander The Great.Hearts: Charlemagne.Diamonds: Julius Cesar
13. It is impossible to sneeze
with your eye’s open
14.Multiplying 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
15. Starfish have no brains
16. A statue in a park with a soldier on a horse with it’s 2 feet in the air means
the soldier died in combat.
If the horse has only 1 foot in the air,
the soldier died of injuries from combat.
If the horse has all 4 feet on the ground, the soldier died of natural causes.
17.Mosquitoes have teeth
18.Thomas Alfa Edison was afraid of the dark.
19.The word "cemetery" comes from the Greek koimetirion which means dormitory
20.In ancient England, people could not have sex without consent from the King.
When people wanted to have a child, they had to solicit a permission to the monarchy, in turn they would supply a plaque to hang on their door when they had sexual relations.
The plaque read … "Fornication Under Consent of the King" (F.U.C.K.).
This is the origin of the word.
21.When the English settlers landed in Australia, they noticed a strange animal that jumped extremely high and far. They asked the aboriginal people using body language and signs trying to ask them about this animal. They responded with ’’Kan Ghu Ru’’ the english then adopted the word kangaroo. What the aboriginal people were really trying to say was
‘’we don’t understand you’’, ‘’ Kan Ghu Ru’’.
22.It is impossible to
suck your elbow.
23.During historic civil wars, when troops returned without any casualties, a writing was put up so all can see which read
"0 Killed".
From here we get the expression "O.K." which means all is good.
24.80% of the people who read this
will try to suck their elbow...hahaha...
NEXT...
History Mystery
Have a history teacher explains this----- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, and he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Creepy huh?
NEXT....
Ode to plurals
We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes,
But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother, we never say methren.
i dont think its coincidental...
>> >> >This **** is real freaky, the last thing is even freakier
>> >> >
>> >> >1) New York City has 11 letters
>> >> >
>> >> >2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
>> >> >
>> >> >3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin
>> >>Towers
>> >>in
>> >> >1993) has 11 letters.
>> >> >
>> >> >4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
>> >> >
>> >> >This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
>> >> >
>> >> >1) New York is the 11th state.
>> >> >
>> >> >2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight
>> >>number 11.
>> >> >
>> >> >3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2
>>= 11
>> >> >
>> >> >4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65
>> >>passengers. 6+5
>> >>=
>> >> >11
>> >> >5) the tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9
>> >>+ 1+ 1
>> >>=
>> >> >11
>> >> >
>> >> >6) the date is equal to the US emergency services telephone
>> >>number 911. 9
>> >>+
>> >> >1 + 1 = 11.
>> >> >
>> >> >Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:
>> >> >
>> >> >1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes
>> >>was 254. 2
>> >>+
>> >> >5 + 4 = 11.
>> >> >
>> >> >2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 +
>> >>5 + 4 =
>> >> >11.
>> >> >
>> >> >3) The Madrid bombing took
>>place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4
>> >>= 11.
>> >> >
>> >> >4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers
>> >>incident.
>> >> >Now this is where things get totally eerie:
>> >> >The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes,
>> >>is the
>> >> >Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran the Islamic
>> >>holy book:
>> >> >"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome
>> >>Eagle.
>> >>The
>> >> >wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah
>> >>and lo,
>> >> >while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced:
>> >>for the
>> >> >wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was
>> >>peace."
>> >> >
>> >> >That verse is
>>number 9.11 of the Quran.
>> >> >
>> >> >Still unconvinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you
>> >>feel
>> >> >afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:
>> >> >
>> >> >Open Microsoft Word and do the following:
>> >> >
>> >> >1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the
>> >>first plane
>> >>to
>> >> >hit one of the Twin Towers.
>> >> >
>> >> >2. Highlight the
>> >> >
>> >> >3. Change the font size to 48.
>> >> >
>> >> >4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS
>> >> >
>> >> >What do you think now?!!